Thursday, 25 November 2010

(Loads of) Beer + (Very) Dim light = (Fairly) Sexy People

I never liked Clubs or Bars in general, the main reason is that I never got male attention through my looks, if I've ever gotten some was because of the amount of insanity I have always been able to come up with. But one day I had a Machiavellian plan and a Bar would be the perfect mean to my sexual end.

I fancied a guy so much that I thought I was going to die if I didn't find a way to drag him to my bed. It was Xmas time and our group of friends arranged a night out in a Brazilian Club. We all went there and I managed to get him (and myself) so very drunk we couldn't find the bus stop when we left the place together. We cleverly enough realised we needed a cab and after fighting with my memory for a while I luckily remembered my address, so I could say to the cab driver where we were going.

When we got to my flat he spread himself in my bed, seeing that made feel so happy I could cry of joy and the sense of accomplishment overwhelmed me, I was a winner! I was a predator! I know I was actually a desperate loser, but how cares? He was there and we were going to have sex!

From the moment I got close to him to the goodbye kiss I have no idea what happened at all. When we met in the following morning I put a very tender smile on my face and I looked at him as if I had had the most beautiful night of my life. Throughout the day I kept trying to fill up all the gaps I had from our assumed intercourse however unfortunately all the booze I had had erased my memory.

Fours years have passed and I still try to remember something from that (maybe great) night, but to be honest what really matters is the lesson I've learnt, that getting someone shit-faced to take advantage of them is awful, wrong and can really work.

x B

1 comment:

  1. You're beautiful, don't be silly.
    We both know loads of guys who would do you without a drop of alcohol in their body.
    They're just shit people sometimes, but they would...

    Oh, and I have a question.
    When you have to "die if you don't get a guy to your bed".
    Does that happen a lot with you girls?
    If it does, do you know how I can make that happen? Can you write a tutorial? =D

    But that put aside..
    What you DID teach me was how to make a woman believe you are really good in bed.
    Just get her drunk enough to make her forget it and when she wakes up, you tell her about her 7 orgasms.

    saudade.
    beijoca

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